Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

splingle

To twirl and wipe out after the process of twirling.

"Hey dude, remember that autist from school? He totally splingled at lunch!"

by Gopnik Keikei May 15, 2018

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

spangler

The act of moving one's penis up and down during ejaculation causing a wavelike stream like Egon Spangler's gun in the movie Ghostbusters.

Christie was upset when I gave her a spangler because it made a mess on her hair and stained her new blouse.

by well hello there January 12, 2009

Spangles

The best fast food resturant in the world.

Why is Adam always at spangles? Oh yeah, cause it's so delicious, and hes having an affair with Anthony.....

by The Captain February 8, 2004

Spangled

The act of eating, shitting out, and getting generally owned by food from Spangles. Spangles is crappy burger place based in Wichita, Ks.

You hungry? No man, I just got Spangled about an hour ago, my ass is on fire.

by Badforce September 15, 2008

Spangler

Smelly little child

That prick is a Spangler.

by Tom Richards April 30, 2020