dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

sponger

A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.

This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.

This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.

This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend

Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.

What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.

Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!

by missadventure November 1, 2006

wank spanner

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

swangers

30 spoke rims that poke out 6 - 8 inches from the side of your car, were only made from 1983 to 1984 (84's poke harder)

You know I ride on fow's, You know I slide in hoes, I dial 1411 for my info!!!

You know I'm always smoken' and my 84's are poken!!

by Big Slab Rida June 16, 2003

Spander

In the Buffy fandom, a pairing between Spike and Xander.

Anna writes Spander, because she thinks Spike and Xander are destined to be together.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

slanger

one who sells drugs illegally

"These muthafuckas look at me like I'm a slanger
Making threats to family dawg I'm in danger..."
-From "G-Code" by Geto Boys

by The Zad June 25, 2005