Detroit Slammer

...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)

Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!

by demetrius gore May 17, 2003

grand-slamming

Nailing someone in a Denny's bathroom. Bonus points if hash browns are involved.

Grand-slamming marialuvr01 yesterday was the best.

by forcameron September 19, 2009

Slammed

1. To have your car very low to the ground. Tucking tires, and minimal clearance between the ground and frame are a must. Lips, body kits, etc, don't count.
2. To be very drunk
3. To get fucked very hard

You car is so slammed that I can barely fit my fist under your oil pan.

by ADJFALSD;LKF March 27, 2009

Slamongflobo

Do not call him at 3am

I’m mf dead bruh they made slamongflobo in to da gram bruhh 😂😂😂

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Fudge Slammer

Someone who is both extremely violent and homosexual.

"Man, could you sleep at all last night? That guy next door is such a fudge slammer!"

by zangor March 3, 2009

slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009