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Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers
“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”
by niks_1 September 20, 2023
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Shouldntve

Should not have
you shouldntve banged your girlfriend's little sister, shes twelve man.
by dude asdf August 19, 2008
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the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem
Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!
by sick66 January 7, 2011
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sloppy shoulders

Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.

A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.
Sloppy shoulders I’ve shown you how to do this correctly countless times
by Matthew1900 January 18, 2007
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shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017
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Shoulda Doubled Down

You really shoulda doubled down, man
Me: *wins game of blackjack and doesn't double down*
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"
by instant_taco_machine May 17, 2020
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Bumped Shoulders

as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.
by Description Finder May 30, 2018
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