shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

Shlomi

A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.

"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"

by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009

Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

shoemaker

Chef/pro kitchen term. Someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.

The new cook is a shoemaker. He doesn't even know how to make chicken stock

by DWL September 19, 2005

shomance

The romantic involement/ flirting of two actors, who are not actually roamantically involeved, who are involved in a play, playing characters who are romantically involed with each other.

Chris Irvin & Nora DeGeorge

by Peter George April 4, 2004

Shmomolobolopolis

A place where people that cannot intelligently defend themselves (in way of physical combat or oral confrontation) congregate

that new mall is such a Shmomolobolopolis

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005