1 definition by Shlom-Dog
A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.
"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009