by i pun all nubbies June 27, 2007
Get the shit on my dickmug. So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?
Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.
Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?
Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.
Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?
by Stoney69 March 24, 2020
Get the Puke-Dick & Shitmug. Prison slang referring to anal sex.
by raydio April 4, 2006
Get the shit on my dickmug. A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.
Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce
Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce
Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.
by scarletrat June 2, 2007
Get the Dick, Shit, and Applesaucemug. 1. To completely ruin your day/night, situation or event. "Nigga" typically refers to self but also refers to others when sharing someone elses misfortune.
2. An excited utterance when alone or with a group encountering an attractive female. (Unlikely to score you a phone number or date if said within earshot of female). "Nigga" refers to self.
2. An excited utterance when alone or with a group encountering an attractive female. (Unlikely to score you a phone number or date if said within earshot of female). "Nigga" refers to self.
1. "Man everything was going perfect. I was just about to hit that ass. But then her momma showed up with the cops and shit on nigga dick."
2. "Daaaamn look at her. She can shit on nigga dick anytime.
2. "Daaaamn look at her. She can shit on nigga dick anytime.
by Dwight Zombie July 25, 2019
Get the Shit on nigga dickmug. by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008
Get the shit on my dickmug. An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011
Get the Shit On My Dickmug.