Sharted

Farting, and poop comes out a little bit

Aubri had to fart, but when she let it out she sharted.

by Milani Diaz October 15, 2019

Shasteen

The best girl in the world

Dang, Shasteen is really beautiful!

by IMaGeenyus February 14, 2020

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.

Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020

sharted

What Nessa did all over Josh´s face
-Larray

"Nessa sharted all over Josh´s face"

by PotatoesAreNiche August 16, 2021

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 23, 2021