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screaming meemies

1. Type of bomb, characterized by a loud, shrill screaming sound.
2. A type of firework, also characterized by a loud, shrill screaming sound.
3. A term used to convey how frightened you are. Commonly used in place of, or along with:
Heebie Jeebies
Booboo Jeebies
Quiver Shivers
Hoohaa Quivers
Shaky Shivers
and Scooby shivers (named for the shaking that the cartoon character Scooby Doo is prone to do when frightened)

Also, used in place of shorter terms, such as:
Creeps
Shivers
or shakes
"To get rid of the enemy, screaming meemies were used to destroy the area."

"The screaming meemies were so loud that they made my ears ring."

"This cave gives me the screaming meemies."
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Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."
by El Capitalist June 2, 2009
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Scratching

With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.
It's not cutting, it's scratching.
by ShutDesFuckUp August 29, 2011
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winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
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Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007
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When you perfectly telegraph your emotions with body language and abnormal behavior, and no one notices.
Screaming so loud you're silent is what George was doing when he was angry.
by Tingle Likes Rupees June 13, 2013
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Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady
by poopypants993 December 11, 2010
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