Scoops

Another name for a Mormon or the LDS religion. They are called scoops because they take their brains out, rinse them in a jar of vinegar to cleanse their sins. Then it is put back in and are "brainwashed."
Oh man look at those damn scoops, there's too many of them
by maceltits June 04, 2009
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Scoops

When a fart is brewing up inside of you and you feel like your friends may enjoy sharing in the stench. Ripping ass while your friends ask for "scoops" or "gimme two scoops of that" while using their hand as a spoon to scoop the wafting gas into their nostrils.
Tim:
Oh man I feel a great scoop brewing right now

Dave:
Well don't hog it, pass some scoops over this way!
by Tyecko2589t December 01, 2010
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to scoop (verb)
1.to catch something as in to see or understand.

2.to catch something as in to get it or literally catch it.
1.Yo Mike, scoop out the ass on da b****.
or
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john: yo jeff did u scoop that?
jeff: nah i dont think so.

2.o man i almost scooped the football for the touchdown on
that last throw.
or
(at the carnival using those machines with the claw to get
stuffed animals and candy, etc.)
come on Bill you gotta scoop up that stuffed monkey,
you've already wasted 10 dollars trying to get it for your
girlfriend. You better get layed for that.
by Chop88 October 21, 2005
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Mike Brusoe's term for general texcitement, or to be completely random, and in some cases, annoying, but seldom does that happen. just say it out loud, it makes you feel better
matt: whats up chief
Brusoe: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!(say it in a high pitched voice or in a funny voice to make it that much more hillarious)
by No-Yes January 25, 2005
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scoop

verb: to pick up and transport person(s) or item(s), usually in a car
Are you gonna scoop these movie passes before they expire, or should I use them?
by junglelinguist January 18, 2011
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skoop

(v)- to go up to someone with your cupped hand and brush up against their nipple in a "scooping" motion. can be done on a male or female. this is usually done to catch someone off guard, and may be embarrassing especially for girls or plump guys.
a. *scoops b*
b. ahh omg you totally just made my nipple all hard!
by Pseudonymous C. Bosch February 02, 2011
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scoops!!

An exclamation to the world or nearby passers by that you have made (whether by chance or skill) a tremendous win earning you phat lootz. Can also just be done for the lulz.
Ticket sails man - "Well, congratulations, you got the last two tickets"
You - "SCOOPS!!"
by John Malone June 04, 2007
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