schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.

Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

schmegankled

(adj)All messed up in a physical way.

His car is all schmegankled after that bad wreck the other night.

by Hoptard July 23, 2009

Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA

by Ronnievee October 20, 2016

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma

“Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”

by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018

Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018