schleb

Lazy Butt: doesnt want ot do anything and complains about others to take blame from himself

Grew is a schleb, and doesnt want to take responsibility for his actions.

by pimpinpoma123 March 3, 2007

snhleeb

The act of inserting a foreign object into a cat's butthole.

Hey did you see Bill trying to snhleeb the cat again?

Yeah, he's got some serious problems.

by mrsam240 January 11, 2008

Shleeb

When you take something from someone without their permission.

John: "Guess what Dave, I just shleeb'd Mikes girlfriend right infront of his eyes!"

Dave:"Fuck sake John you saucy devil"

by dudewheresmydog123 May 25, 2018

im schleep cuh

James says this because cash nasty does all the time.

James: Im schleep cuh...
Me: oookkkkk then

by bubbles3254 August 17, 2017

Shleeban

Human feces that is used, in any way, while engaged in sexual activities. Usually similar to a form of scatting, originating in Germany.

My girlfriend spread her shleeban all over my balls while she gave me head.

by Andy Cart February 18, 2009

Schleem

This word will often appear in past-tense, i.e. Schleem'd

1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.

2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.

1.

Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.

2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!

by H0m3Wr3k3r July 30, 2018

Schleem

Whale semen

He Aiden I just chugged half a gallon of schleem in 45 seconds !

by Schleem Machine October 23, 2018