Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004

Schumer

A woman that tries to be funny and fails

Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer

by Minoskyr19 October 1, 2020

Schrumped

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you

"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"

by tubemaster April 8, 2009

Schumanati

A secret society of Assholes.

The Schumanati only had two remaining members as 2011. They are both Assholes.

by jsamjsam February 26, 2011

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Schmumby

Retard

schmumby are retards

by yupperdupper June 17, 2022