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Starbucks

A place where u can buy coffee allowed to spell every name wrong.
Me: my name is Luke
Starbucks employee: *writes down David*
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Starbucks

An invasive coffee shop chain that is owned by a person like DOCTOR EVIL from AUSTIN POWERS.

Starbucks is known for doing the impossible by making their coffee and similar beverages that have the worst of both worlds by being low quality and paying a premium price and somehow being a very good seller while their better quality beverages are often an inferior seller.

One of Starbucks' most popular beverages as well as one of the low-quality beverages is their so-called frappuccinos which are basically half a glass/cup of ice cubes and the other half some dairy substance and flavoring put into a blender and served while being expensive. also tastes pretty grim because it is shards of ice and sweetened milk in a glass.
Person 1: My sister spent all her birthday money in a couple of weeks by going to Starbucks every day
by Person #37878678 September 2, 2021
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Starbucks

A coffee chain known for being "White girl central," with the exception of preppy guys and guys named William.
"Really William, another chai tea latte from Starbucks." "I swear, you're such a white girl."
by Biotite February 3, 2017
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starbucks

a place where basic white hoes go and buy overpriced frappuccinos so they can take a picture of it for Instagram, which are often followed by the hashtag #whitegirlwasted for the bitches that literally can't even! Ugh!
Bitch 1: Let's go to Starbucks and buy the mocha cookie crumble!
Bitch 2: Yasss bitch, we about to get #whitegirlwasted! I literally can't even!
by Yolo Drake March 14, 2015
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starbucking

The act of filling a disposable starbucks coffee cup with an alcoholic beverage for the purpose of drinking in public.
I told the bouncer it was just a coffee but I was totally starbucking.
by definerrecliner December 15, 2014
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starbucks

Place where middle-class white people likes to hang out.
Those crackas are always at that Starbucks.
by e*trade March 28, 2003
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Starbucks

Useful for three things.

1) You're poor/out of town/on a coffee break and you need/want free Internet.
2) You're going to be spending hours working on schoolwork and need a caffeine injection to sustain yourself.
3) Both A and B
1) Jimmy: We're going to New York City... hold on, there's a S'Bucks up ahead. I'm going to check Google Maps for a sec to see where we are
2) Bob: Yeah, my thesis paper is due tomorrow. I'm going to Starbucks. A few shots there should keep me awake, if a little jittery, so I don't crash on the keyboard.
3) Mike: Oh shit. My presentation is due tomorrow and I haven't actually started it. I'm headed off to Starbucks with my laptop. Once a few drinks are in my system, I'm going to set to work and search the stuff I need on Wikipedia, then type it up in different words, cite a vaguely related source, and fancy it up - hopefully the teacher will think I spent the last two weeks on it.
by Brawldud February 14, 2012
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