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shitty wet roller 

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.
"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"
shitty wet roller by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010

Redneck Roller Coaster 

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.
seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com

Roller coaster 

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
Roller coaster by kodiac1 July 8, 2006

cleveland steam roller

when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass
Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.

Roller's Rights 

Used when deciding who starts a joint. To have Roller's rights implies that you have the right to start the joint because you rolled it.
JR: "Hey who is starting this?"
Thomas: "I have Roller's Rights bitches!"
Roller's Rights by Alicia McRae December 31, 2007

Rollercoastering 

When a couple sits on the same side of a booth at a restaurant with no one sitting across from them.
I observed Samantha and Philip rollercoastering at the sushi restaurant on Saturday.
Rollercoastering by pip1776 March 30, 2011