Roids

Another word for steroids

that dumbass stupid fuckin roid-head football player

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

roidger

Roger Clemen's nickname after the release of the Mitchell Report, do to the fact that he did steroids.

"I doubt that roidger will get into the hall now."

by hebrewhammersteiner January 14, 2008

Roddy Martini

Old school Michigan drink made famous by a previous Pro Detroit basketballer... guess who. It's a double Bacardi and diet Coke, with a Cherry on top.

You want less? Roddy Teeny or Roddy Tiny. Single Bacardi and Diet, with a Cherry in a rocks glass.

"Roddy Martini, on the tab please."

by siCks January 11, 2009

roidhead

a head increased in size because of the use of steroids

barry bonds is a roidhead.

by jim s. July 28, 2006

Roid Monkey

A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree

Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 5, 2010

roided

Someone who takes steroids (Cameron Thompson)

Oi mate you look well roided

by Roided February 15, 2018

roids

A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.

Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.

Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 4, 2007