RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology) 

1) A school in New York which steals your money and uses the money they stole from you to formulate new ways in which to steal more of your money.
2) A school in which none of the men leave their rooms due to playing WOW and beating off, yet complain constantly about the lack of attractive, single women on campus.
3) A giant wind tunnel which will quite literally sweep you off your feet or leave burns on your face in the winter time.
4) A place in which sleep does not exist.
5) A place in which people literally string themselves out on caffeine, sleep deprivation, and stress to the utter breaking point, at which time they are informed that there was no need for stress at all or that they failed in their attempts any way.
6) A college where learning doesn't matter.

Man, that's RITarded...
Sleep? What's sleep? This is RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology), there is no sleep.

RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology) by aurorarit2882 May 2, 2010

East Rochester

Really small town in New York. It used to be called despatch but since no one could find it and the people who knew where it was were too lazy to say its east of rochester, they decided to change its name to east rochester. But people still have no idea where it is.

East Rochester, its east of Rochester.

East Rochester by Do you like my October 18, 2008

University of Rochester 

Founded in a frozen section of Hell during a blood ritual in 1850, the University of Rochester was born from the womb of Satan. It has festered and swollen ever since.
All jokes (sort of) aside, it is a lesser known, yet prominent school in "upstate" New York within the city of Rochester, known for Xerox, Kodak, Bausch and Lomb, and Genny Cream Ale. Though the population of the school is indeed bright, they lack almost all social skills, as can be seen by the half filled sidewalks of the only good bar district (Alexander Street) on Thursday through Saturday night.
Fighting back against campus authority, the Fraternity quad still stands, though slowly losing ground as more and more socially inept student groups take over their houses during times of probation. Though that would seem to kill off any sort of social atmosphere there may be on campus, it just tends to move students towards smaller groups of alcoholics who either stay in their rooms with their bottles of Mohawk, or venture across the bridge to the frat and other parties off campus where security can't bust them.
Aside from the few good points of campus (cheap alcohol and good academics) the school is plagued with many shortcomings. These being : shitty food, shitty food service workers, janitors that don't do their job, campus security that would rather protect you from yourself when you're drinking than from the person stealing your TV while you're being written up, campus parking that will boot your car on move in day outside your building, as well as 6 months of no sun during the winter.
With a strong Engineering school, namely their Optical Engineering and Biomedical Engineering fields, as well as good psychology, political science and computer science, most students seem to, strangely, gravitate towards the easier majors of Math, Economics or English after a year or two of hard classes. It doesn't matter much anyway, though, since many students go into some sort of graduate school or get a job not in thier field anyway.
30 racks of Keystone can be found for $13 at Wegman's and a garbage plate is always a good way to finish the night off.

Wear lots of layers or drink lots of whiskey, cause you're gonna need something to warm you up.

University of Rochester parking is actually Hell spawn called upon through the sacrifice of those sent to the hospital for "intoxication". Daemons have to eat, too, you know.

University of Rochester by UR suicidal to want to come here August 17, 2007

Dirty Rochester 

A sexual act where one would shit on another’s face while the second person is on a business trip to Rochester, New York, best performed while drunk or a few hours after Mexican or spicy Thai food is consumed. Also best performed in a hotel room, more specifically a room at a Marriott or Holiday Inn, and direct contact from ass to face is encouraged.

Mark smelled really weird in the meeting today. I bet he got a dirty Rochester from a penny whore after the bar.

Dirty Rochester by lovejesus66 May 26, 2018

University of Rochester 

An entity or person that engages in the practice of reverse-prostitution; ie: fuckin' you AND taking your money.

'That girl last night pulled a University of Rochester on me.'

University of Rochester by Duke Hugh Jazz January 23, 2009

Mercy High School - Rochester NY 

All girls catholic high school in Roc city (brother school: MCQ)- you can bet most of the girls come from probably Pittsford, Penfield, or Webster. It wouldn't be uncommon for one to pull a hundred dollar bill out of their wallet..and that would probably be the least amount of cash they'd have on them. The school's known for their sports, especially Soccer (a cult which is known as AJAX..), Softball, and Basketball(they breed their athletes...), as well as its "college-prep" (for parties that is..., although others may interpret that as going IVY). The girls at Mercy definitely known how to party...

"A mercy girl...every guy should have one"

Mercy High School - Rochester NY by Mike April 2, 2005

Rotten Rochester 

During or before the act of sexual intercourse a woman takes her finger and wipes it across her vagina while she is on her period. She then takes the menustration matter and wipes it across the tongue of her partner(male or female or both at the same time).

Sally: Guess what Rob i got my period today.
Rob: You know what I'm thinking..*looks at Sally*
Sally: *shakes head in agreement*....Rotten Rochester time!!!

Rotten Rochester by Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins August 19, 2007