The fucking ugliest guy you will ever meet, his hair is ass, he has no hygiene AT ALL, and he's always giving these random ass opinions that NOBODY asked for! If you meet Rexton, RUN!
Gwin: omg! What is that?!
Haley: ugh! That's Rexton!
Gwin: EWW
Haley: I know! I had to sit next to him in class and he smells like a rat died and got infested with all sorts of parasites!
Gwin: he's so creepy! He's looking at Lola's butt!!
Haley: he's not even trying to hide it!!
Both of them: *throwing up dramaticly*
Haley: ugh! That's Rexton!
Gwin: EWW
Haley: I know! I had to sit next to him in class and he smells like a rat died and got infested with all sorts of parasites!
Gwin: he's so creepy! He's looking at Lola's butt!!
Haley: he's not even trying to hide it!!
Both of them: *throwing up dramaticly*
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Get the Rectong mug.The effect on one’s psyche when finding themselves in Renton.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
One might think a friend would return safely from Renton, but the Renton Mind Blast seldom sees survivors leave the same as they entered.
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Get the Richard Reynon Aguilar mug.Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?
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