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That one place where 12 year olds go and bully people
Reddituser123: *Actually makes a cool post*
Thatone12yearold: OMG that post is ur mom lololol
Reddit by Dragon me Ballz June 5, 2021
A popular website on the interwebs. Everyone who resides there partakes in the activity of grooming children.
Guy 1: Hey, what’s reddit?

Guy 2: It’s a site used by child groomers.
Reddit by Nig- July 23, 2021
A place where depressed virgin bois with a bad lifestyle gather to watch porn and plan on how to kill tiktokers and twitter users.
Random person: Hey bud let's go hang out with girls
Redditor: No , I cant I gotta check out my fellow virgins.
Reddit by Amateur-Clipper August 8, 2021
A type of cheese made by placing ground up plastic spoons into walrus milk, and microwaving it.

Reddit is often served with a side of hash browns and gravy, or as a topping on pizza. Some people enjoy eating reddit wrapped inside a burrito made from old news papers. Reddit is considered a delicacy in Iceland where it is enjoyed with a side dish of moldy rice and spaghetti.
I sure do enjoy a good reddit sandwich with a side of fries.
reddit by Roboham_Lincoln May 20, 2010
"go on funnyjunk instead, reddit sucks"
reddit by darkroyal October 22, 2011
Person: what’s you’re favorite social media

Degenerate: Reddit cause it’s the best

Person: oh sorry I’m not good at talking to people with mental illnesses
Reddit by Fhtvdhdhbh March 7, 2021