Racoon

A really cute black and gray creature that whenever it's really stressed it gives a really stinky smell that nobody likes..
But it still cute doe!

Dude i just watched a video of a racoon eating grapes
funniest shit i've ever seen

by OIivers August 14, 2020

rapoonsorz

It means a person name Richard being Pwned or being gay.

Haha, What a Rapoonsorz!!

by SandRock January 14, 2005

Racoon

John Marston.

"Where is that damn racoon!" yelled out rat-faced Micah. "Marston!"

by wheresyourgoddamnfaith November 8, 2019

Racooned

When someone tries to get you try some food or beverage that they know tastes bad.

This tastes nasty, here try it. No, I don't want to be racooned

by Old Man In TC July 26, 2020

the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes

Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.

by rudydude August 10, 2016

fruity racoon

the act of pooing onto a spoon, lefting the eyelid of your lover and scraping poo into their eye

fruity racoon me up

by the green gibons January 14, 2011

Racooning

The act of having mascara/eyeliner smudge or run around ones eyes, resulting in a racoon-like look.

"Yea man, so the other night I was it the shower with my girl and she started racooning! How do them ratchet chicks wear that shit!"

"when I broke up with Tess yesterday she started racooning before I was even done talking...what a mess of crying"

by dannybampants October 10, 2014