psychochondriac

A person who is self-diagnosed with multiple psychological disorders. Examples include OCD, Autism, Munchausen syndrome by proxy, Tourette's syndrome, ADHD, Bipolar disorder, and Agoraphobia.

Because Bob is a psychochondriac, he called his doctor and requested medication after watching the Dateline special on Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

by seahawkfan71 June 30, 2009

psycho

a deranged and/or psychopathic person who is a mentally ill or unstable person. also see psychopath.

psycho: "whoo hoo hoo hoo! im a fucking, mentally ill psycho!"
me: "you fucking sound like Tigger!"
psycho: "that's T-I double Guh Er!"

by like, dude! May 29, 2003

Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.

Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

by Bill Mahr - the baboon in disguise August 13, 2003

psycho

me and all my other personalities

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

sir psycho sexy

A man who gets all the tang he wants.
Also a Red Hot Chili Peppers song

He's like Sir Psycho Sexy, he's got all the bizotches he'll ever need.

by shepherd of pervs February 3, 2004

psycho bitch from hell

Someone so unhappy with themselves that they must find fault with everything, besides themselves. Someone who has to complain about every little thing, even when nothing is wrong. A total cunt.

Debra wants to run your life; she is a psycho bitch from hell.

by incowgnito November 5, 2012

psycho skank

Similar to a skank, but taken to an extreme. Psycho skanks tend to be slutty and also exhibit stalker or other creepy tendencies.

That psycho skank pushed her way through the line for this hot celebrity. She was putting on make up all the way through and even invited the guy to dinner.

by AnimalChild1 April 28, 2009