proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

by ompelle December 20, 2008

PROTYAY

Protyay is a noun and a adjective in different caes , protyay also called pontoi , roy and portyay is a suburban legend of a being who is very sexy but very deadly like a succubus but also very mentally retarded , they are known to play a lot of skyrim where they jerk of to lydia , as an adjective they are mostly used to descirbe a persons attractive features along with their lack of intellgience

oh my god he is such a protyay
He has grown to be a very protyay boy

by real_dong69 March 31, 2021

prototype

Upcoming game for Xbox 360, PS3 and PC. Release for June-July '09.
You play as a shape-shifter with no knowledge of your past and must fight your way through New York City to recover your previous life.

The game is open-worlded, like GTA IV, Assasin's Creed and Halo 3: ODST all roled into one.

Guy 1: So yeah, we good to go on Saturday?
Guy 2: Have you heard about Prototype? It looks so damn awesome!
Guy 1: OMFG Yeah! *orgasm*

by Spartan-201 May 13, 2009

proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.

by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003

Proto-pseudo-gangster

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.

Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!

by Eisenach May 27, 2012

Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.

William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.

by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016

protomeme

A meme that has existed before the term "meme" was coined or widely accepted. This primarily contains any viral or widely known humorous content dated before 2010. Such as "Hamster Dance" or "killroy was here."

"Dude, Have you seen this hamster dance meme?" "Yeah, that protomeme has been around forever.."

by Blackphidora May 28, 2018