by Sarlac May 6, 2008
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Several things have happened previously, including the second world war and unidentified drinking injuries.
No-one can prevent things that happened previously.
Several things have happened previously, including the second world war and unidentified drinking injuries.
No-one can prevent things that happened previously.
"Children should learn about things that happened previously."
"I previously had a job."
"Previously to you, I had another wife."
"I previously had a job."
"Previously to you, I had another wife."
by Jamie Douglas November 20, 2006
Get the previously mug.A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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When the person who lived in your apartment before you moved in keeps the key then comes back shortly after you move in and steals small items of seemingly little consequence such as a pair of socks, camera memory card, package of hotdogs, or a pocket knife when plenty of things of much greater value are lying around. They may also leave a telltale sign that something is amiss such as leaving the light switch on, but turning the lamp off.
Aaron: Hey, Emily, were you in my room at all today?
Emily: Nope, why?
Aaron: Cuz someone turned off my lamp, but not the light and my camera memory cards are missing.
Emily: Darn previous tenant mischief
Emily: Nope, why?
Aaron: Cuz someone turned off my lamp, but not the light and my camera memory cards are missing.
Emily: Darn previous tenant mischief
by they call me fluffy March 20, 2010
Get the previous tenant mischief mug.Suicide prevention month is basically all of September! If you say it’s no simp September your a fucking dumbass.
If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..
Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.
If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..
Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.
Person 1: Dude I’m so tired of this.. I’m probably gonna let go.
Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.
Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.
by blanket.png September 2, 2021
Get the suicide prevention month mug.1) A very young pervert. Often someone between the ages of five and thirteen. It is more often found in the male creatures of the species. These beings usually have older siblings to add pollution to the minds of the younger creatures. About 75% of these beings will continue on to be fully fledged perverts. This stage is usually reached around the age of sixteen and lasts until the beings forties, after that they become creepy old people. These creepy old
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)
2) How idiots spell pervert.
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)
2) How idiots spell pervert.
1) Mike's little brother is such a prevert! He drew a picture of a woman with huge boobs. He's only six but Mike does that all the time so I guess he learned it from him..
2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"
2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"
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