Presidential Circle Jerk 

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

Presidential Circle Jerk by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

presidential suicide 

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

presidential suicide by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

Presidential orange 

A president Orange, is when you put on a Trump mask half way through having sex, and grab the woman on the receiving end by the pussy, and yell “make America great again as loud as possible as you nut”

Tim: I can’t believe have stacy a presidential Orange. He even wore a Bernie shirt for this chick.

Brad: damn, I might have to try this

Presidential orange by Dr.pocketrocket May 18, 2018

presidential dinner 

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.

Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.

presidential dinner by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

presidential dinner 

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.

I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.

presidential dinner by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

presidential compliance 

Offering privileges or temporary advantages to get someone comply during a "reasonable period of time" so he can't sue anymore.

What the hell is that position, do not exists ? Presidential compliance! -- Joe somebody

presidential compliance by programaths May 18, 2019

presidential trial 

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.

Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.

presidential trial by comofo February 1, 2020