Petulant Children 

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

Petulant Children by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Petunia in the garden 

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

Petunia in the garden by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

Petuah

Someone who is friends with Arkham Aka Clapping. A Petuah is usually a person of Australian and Canadian descent who is 5% Gorgeous, 5% Smart, 5% Australian, 10% Canadian, 1% Funny, 74% Clappings Friend.

Hey look! It's Clappings friend Petuah!!!!

Petuah by TheyCallMeArkham September 15, 2025

Petua Koni

A really fat but short dick.

The emoticon representation of this term is "🤏"

Example 1:
Raag: "I saw a weird dick today, it was really fat, like really fucking fat, but it was so short. I wouldn't know how to describe it"
Gayan: "Kinda like mine, I have a Petua Koni as well"

Example 2
Aryo: "I have this peculiar taste for dicks, I like them fat but not too long."
Gourish Mamba: "Brother I don't have a BBC but I sure do have a Petua Koni"

Petua Koni by fake creep November 19, 2025

Hans Petur 

faggot

Hans Petur is a faggot

Hans Petur by eplir777epeplireplir August 25, 2017

Raspberry Petunia Nut 

When you nut in a raspberry and drink it

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

Raspberry Petunia Nut by Dick Fiddle July 21, 2018

per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

per-petuity by You rReal Name August 18, 2020