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Petunia in the garden 

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.
In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden
Related Words
Someone who is friends with Arkham Aka Clapping. A Petuah is usually a person of Australian and Canadian descent who is 5% Gorgeous, 5% Smart, 5% Australian, 10% Canadian, 1% Funny, 74% Clappings Friend.
Hey look! It's Clappings friend Petuah!!!!
Petuah by TheyCallMeArkham September 15, 2025

Petua Koni

A really fat but short dick.

The emoticon representation of this term is "🤏"
Example 1:
Raag: "I saw a weird dick today, it was really fat, like really fucking fat, but it was so short. I wouldn't know how to describe it"
Gayan: "Kinda like mine, I have a Petua Koni as well"

Example 2
Aryo: "I have this peculiar taste for dicks, I like them fat but not too long."
Gourish Mamba: "Brother I don't have a BBC but I sure do have a Petua Koni"
Petua Koni by fake creep November 19, 2025

Raspberry Petunia Nut 

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.
Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.
per-petuity by You rReal Name August 18, 2020