Pendoo

A term used to define a preferably Indian person who is usually Sikh; they have a fetish for living in luxury. However a lot of the things they buy are absolutely cheap and they usually get them from a nearby run-down market. But they consider them to be luxurious but they are really not luxurious to the eyes of a non-desi. Pendoos are like the asian equivalent of chavs, if you will.

They have very thick indian accents, so thick that they pronounce bare words wrong like...

Whisky - 'Biskey'
Hounslow - 'Huns-lor'
Ford - 'Phworr-der'
Pound - 'Porned'
England - 'In-gland'
Bastard - 'Par-Sterd'

They have a really distinctive dress sense. You can instantly tell if a Desi person is Pendoo.

they have a big Turban, big 1970's jacket (that he got from Hounslow market last saturday), a cheap belt they use to hold in their big arse stomach, white trainers and a flimsy pair of trousers that they got but, this time they got it from Southall market for a special occasion ( their cousin-brother's wedding).

Pendoo Man: Ah bloody god. Darling, look! A Gold Chain and RADO watch.... their only £3 each! Let's buy 10 for Uncle Jee and Aunt Jee!

by Sukh The Desi July 6, 2007

Pedosmile

A facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure, or approval in such a way that reveals a disire to committe sexual acts with a child.

Derek's pedosmile caused the mother to cover her baby with a blanket as they drove by.

by El Cartero August 14, 2006

pedoseraph

An adult male with an unnatural and overpowering attraction to boys. When a pedoseraph is in the room, all young boys are in constant danger of sexual assault. Also known to be a fan of azzfucking. Derived from the iwforums poster of the same name.

Chuck-E-Cheese's will be a great place for Robbie's 13th birthday party, but we need to be on our toes because that place is a pedoseraph magnet! Someone should watch out to make sure no pedoseraphs sneak in.

by profit January 3, 2009

Pedostalker

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.

John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.

by pedokiller August 14, 2012

pendastical

the naturally occurring movement of protruding naked private parts

- her breasts swayed pendastically as her body rose and fell above him
- His cock moved with pendastical confidence as it grew longer and thicker as he walked across the room.

by MirthyGirth & HubrisHumper December 14, 2008

pendoofus

is a root from latino word "pendejo" meanin' stupid,dumb,retarded,etc.

ayo..look at that pendoofus ova there tryna act like he somethin!

by DuLcE May 13, 2005

Penrose

A sexual act in which three males, performing oral sex on one another, are positioned such that they form a real-life "Impossible Triangle" optical illusion, also known as the Penrose Triangle.

"I couldnt believe my eyes when I saw Owen, Jack and Kevin in the Penrose!"

by atsymbol March 30, 2015