Peef

Another name for the shitty town in Hampshire, Petersfield.

Big up the Peef
Who's in Peef

by peefmassive July 30, 2017

Peerfuckaphobia

The fear of opening your phone infront of someone to discover you left your browser open to porn.

Everytime I open my phone to show someone a video, I have a strong feeling of peerfuckaphobia.

by yung1dz May 27, 2017

Pedofish

A type of person who fucks 10 year olds without knowing???

Also known as : wapedo

Pedo: looool
Real person: why acting up you pedofish

by Bear with a trench coat September 28, 2017

Pedofuture

Speculative prediction market contract that allows people to place bets on which celebrity or politician is going to turn out to be accused or convicted of being a pedo in the news within the next business quarter. A pedofuture is a specialized variant of molestofuture, which itself includes any allegation of sexual abuse

I'm putting 100 bucks in Stephen Colbert pedofutures after that stunt with Henry Kissinger at the end of his last show

by negutits November 27, 2017

Peef

A male queef , where air comes out of the penis like a fart or burp

Damn i peefed in that bitches mouth last night!!

by Thotslayer37 May 28, 2018

Petofeil

A very nice man who drives a van and if he says he has smarties in there say yes please! If he takes you home and chains you to his bed its coz he loves you:)Not be confused with a Pedophile.

Tom"Where's Jim gone? Ted"Oh he's playing caves and monster's with Clive the petofeil."

by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Peeooping

Peeing & pooing simultaneously.

I thought I just had to pee, but it turns out I ended up peeooping.

by Luciafer November 21, 2018