Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017

Crazy Paving

Describes the process of vomiting on a public street.

Wow, Steve really did some crazy paving after the session last night.

by Burrito Lover December 9, 2008

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007