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Asian Parents

Probably the #1 source of why Asian teens commit suicide.
Asian parents will always be hyopcrites, and you can't do anything about it. Reasoning with them will result in an one-hour lecture about how tough THEIR life was. If you get below an A or B you will recieve a beating, confiscation of your things, a beating, and an insane amount of work on that subject. They will also yell at you in public and embrass you in AN INFINITE amount of ways.
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The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?".

They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.

Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.
My parents ruined my life.
When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.
by Da Zeg February 28, 2005
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parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.
me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.
by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009
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jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.
at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."
by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010
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Parvana

Parvana is the CEO of Render Tests. And is known for having the best renders in Minecraft PotPvP. He has over 200 render tests unlisted on his channel. He is the U.S. Central Demon and has been playing PvP since 2018. Most people say he is carried by his 20CPS and only good because he butterfly clicks. Stimp also despises is him because he lost to him in a ranked nodebuff fight at 1400 elo. He is most known for his “DREAM COMBOTAGE 1000FPS” video, which surpassed over 5,000 views! He is also a member of Slimecord, EOB (Elo Over Bitches), and W’s Only. He also uses the terms “meow” and “aggin” a lot. He loves the rapper “Aries” a lot, and stans him. His parents also allow him to only play on weekends and they force him to do homework 24/7, hence Parvana being so bad at the game. He peaked at 1600 elo on MMC Season 15 and also was undefeated during the Zelix Closed Beta. While Parvana still exists obs and render settings will be never be obsolete.
Person 1: Do you know anyone that can help me with obs and renders?
Person 2: Oh yeah, you should go to speak to Parvana! He knows the most about renders in the community.
by Parvy69 March 11, 2021
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Parental Advisory

Advertising ploy aimed at children and young adults
We should put a parental advisory on our crummy album so it will sell
by LilSexy April 6, 2004
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God parent

Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.
We are so thankful Anna has god parents who spend so much time with her.
by Godwilling May 31, 2017
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