Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.
by P-ass-ta March 29, 2019
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when someone acts too much like a pakistani and thinks there ten men or just plain rich or extremely cockey.
oi fam come nandos i'll pay i'm bare rich and we can bang some guys on the way there' 'shut up you paklord you aint sick
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Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018
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by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003
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Person 1: Who's the guy who is endorsing Scientology?
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.
by Roxanne Fields June 11, 2006
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