Owned 

To describe something or someone that has been beating in anyway. Whenever someone is subject to humilation.

Whoa, D00D, you got owned. This is after he or she has had something happen to him or her that is not good.

Owned by Shane August 8, 2003

owned 

This is what Taow did to you. And no, you're not getting your stuff back.

Blue team clicked here and saw this, they got owned.

owned by {Bohica} March 10, 2004

Owned 

Owned bassically means you got beaten by something or someone. normally used constantly in wc3 and cs.

1.
ChRoniK2K: oh man you owned my base with imba nightelves
FaGot: OWNED FUCKER OWEND BY MY MUM FAGOT JAJAJAJJA

2.
A person steps under a tree and twig falls on them
person: oh man OWNED BY TWIG FFS

Owned by G[r]ey December 16, 2004

OWNED 

- Of or belonging to oneself or itself (Adj.)
- That which belongs to one (n.)
- To have control over (v. tr.)

I owned a 1985 Dodge Aries for rougly three years. After it spontaneously combusted I no longer owned the pathetic ricer vehicle.

OWNED by Great Lord Almighty April 17, 2006

owned 

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

owned by Richard March 3, 2005

owned 

something that is urs

man i owned ur ass last night

owned by Randy September 14, 2004

owned 

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.

*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"

owned by Nic May 4, 2004