fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

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Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 20, 2010

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When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024

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If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 06, 2009

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Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

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Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 03, 2017

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When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

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