Hob the Nob

Having someone going up and down on your cock with their mouth.

"Wow did she know how to hob the nob or what?"

by CableBob October 22, 2008

bob on nob

The act of giving a blow job.

by Anonymous July 10, 2006

Nob Beef

The remains of bum beef around mans cock after anul intercourse.

I pulled back my foreskin and found nob beef

by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

bob nob

A reference to oral sex- for a man.

I wouldn't let that bitch bob my nob!

by missbehavin February 23, 2004

Shirt Nob

when a man tucks his shirt into his trousers, then forgets to zip his fly up and the end of his shirt sticks out the gap.

damn i laughed my freaking ass off when josh returned from the toilet with a shirt nob.

by ProperRadge June 11, 2010

Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.

Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"

by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009