Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

NEWPORT

NEWPORT is an acronym for Niggez Either Workin Pimpin Or Runnin Things

What is NEWPORT an acronym for?

by BeBunk May 15, 2020

Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack

by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023

Newport White

Been to Newport?

“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”

“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”

“Niceeeee”

by Jwhull July 31, 2022

Newporting

The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch

by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

by T Powell May 9, 2018