Netigeyser

A netigeyser is a spring characterized by an intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently. It is accompanied by the burn of the saline solution you just ingested into your sinus cavities after using your neti pot. As a fairly common phenomenon, the formation of netigeysers is due to particularly severe congestion conditions that exist in your head. Warnings to those around you about the potential of releasing a netigeyser is considered good form.

I sprung a netigeyser when I bent over to pet the doggo.

by TxAgSuz January 15, 2021

NemiChan

NemiChan is the most beautiful girl in the world. One of the rarest and most unique name out there. She is a wonderful girl who shines so bright and keeps going when times get tough. She's a gamer with lots of common sense and a very unique humor. NemiChan is truly wonderful and doesn't realize how beautiful and kind she is. NemiChan is everything you could ever want.

NemiChan is a wonderful girl.

by FastGekko May 8, 2021

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Himalayan neti pot

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

by surewould6969 August 3, 2018

netcoders.cc

The internet-based third reich of the nazi party.

Jimmy: Hey netcoders.cc!
nC Staff: Ban him!1!11
Jimmy: But I only said hi!
nC Staff: Heil Banstick!

by omfgwowow September 28, 2008

NetLice

A useless person on the internet who takes up valuable bandwidth and/or takes up a good spot in a chat room.

I cannot log into the room because of all the net lice scum!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Netcunt

A network cunt, or more specifically a female TV or film executive that a) has little to no production experience but yet somehow b) rose to network power by sleeping her way to the top with looks she no longer possesses and now c) makes decisions based solely on her menstrual cycle

1. The editor stayed overtime to tackle a second round of netcunt edit notes, ironically leading back to a semblance of the original cut.

2. Steve: want to come to the cottage this weekend?
bob: I'd love to but the netcunt thinks the show needs more even geographic distribution.
Steve: what does that even mean?

by Antifeminist April 17, 2011