newfie shot

A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.

Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!

He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.

by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008

nellies

Nice, Beautiful, and Natural breast.
Breast that you look at and automatically think about licking.

Traditionally, kids from the suburbs call them a "rack" but we in the inner city call them nellies!

Man, Amanda has some nellies!

by Hoo Ryde November 6, 2010

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

nellieball

1. the flawless system of basketball, created by Golden State Warriors coach Don Nelson, which often uses smaller players, three pointers, and speed to create havoc and pretty much own. Basically, the object is to cause offensive and defensive chaos, and use superior athleticism to win. There are really no major flaws either.
2. a positive adjective

1.
Person 1: "Wow, even though the Warriors are playing 5 shooting guards, they still won cause they had hella steals and 3's"

Person 2: Nellllllieball!!!

2. Person 1: "Wow that play was incredibly good!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that was sooo Nellieball"

by Monta June 20, 2008

Nellie

Nellie is the species that you see blindly wandering around in the schoolyard, all alone, no friends, no lover and no admirors. Her physical form is huge, man like with wide shoulders and a hairy chest and back, making his boyfriend feel like he is playing the female roll in the relationship. She will sit for hours, staring into the wall until her boyfriend brings her more food which she will completely devourer along with the chips and other snacks that she has eaten earlier that day. A nellie is the kind of specie that would survive in the rainforest all alone, without food or water or company, and come out of there as if it was just a normal saturday. Because that is what she does every weekend.

Robinson Kruse was a real nellie as he survived all alone on a island.

That is a gorilla! No, it was just a nellie.

by sdfads24 June 1, 2016