Narcissist

Anyone who submits their own name to urban dictionary. You know who you are.

John decided to submit his own name to urban dictionary, then proceeded to touch himself inappropriately. What a narcissist!

by Dr_dude June 4, 2020

Narcissistic Logical Fallacy

A "Narcissistic Logical Fallacy" is a fallacy commonly used by narcissists to gaslight their victims.

"Omg, like I dumped my boyfriend because he tried to tell me 'there's never been any evidence to suggest that evidence you're suggesting' -to the evidence of how he was cheating! That's a Narcissistic Logical Fallacy! He's such a narcissist."

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

co-narcissist

A friend or collaborator which one retains solely for the purpose of wasting huge amounts of time producing really shitty art in vain pursuit of personal fame and rightfully unsolicited self-expression

"A few years ago, Jeremy tried to put together an album with three of his co-narcissists from the church band, but it didn't go anywhere, thank God."

by Irritable Bowel June 22, 2012

narcissist

Taken from the ancient Greek character who fell in love with his own reflection.

Somebody who is completely in love with himself/herself and most likely is intensely turned on by their relection. Somebody who is too vain and self-absorbed to notice other people.

I would not be the least bit surprised if Narcissus were from the United States; self-aborbed, self-important, jingoistic, bewildered at the thought that there are others in the world besides us... the U.S. seems to be the perfect breeding ground for narcissists.

Ann Coulter (to the mirror): Hello, beautiful. I'm so lucky to have you-! (kisses herself)

Bill O'Reilly (as he beats off at his reflection): God-! Gotta-have-that-!

by Lorelili February 16, 2009

facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 15, 2011

narcissistic

Posting countless photos of ones own face and body on myspace and facebook in swimsuits, lingerie, and "sexy" attire in various "sexy" poses from "modeling photo shoots," hoping for multiple complimentary comments.

That rather unattractive girl in an ugly swimsuit with far too much makeup on is narcissistic.

by mostgirlsareidiots April 26, 2009

techno-narcissist

One who obsessively tweets, FB updates, blogs, posts video of himself all in the name of shameless self-promotion (generally without actually having a skill or talent to promote)

Mark can't stop publicizing the minutiae of his life- in the twelve status updates he posts daily, his twenty a day tweeting habit, his obsession with posting vids of himself on Youtube doing nothing.

"Mark had pizza for lunch today."

"Mark is on an escalator".

"Mark is in a parking lot." No one cares Mark. Stop being such a techno-narcissist.

by Andri819 November 5, 2009