naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

fly naked

To fly somewhere with the bare-minimum of belongings, and purchase the rest where you are.

"Aren't you going to pack for New York?"
"No, I'm going to fly naked."

by anonwebuser February 20, 2007

Naked party

A party where everyone has to get naked.

Are you going to that naked party tonight?

by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009

naked triangle

A jiu-jitsu move modified by the Kage Fight Team. This act is an extension of the triangle choke, however, it has been turned into a sexually stimulating maneuver by University of Florida students.

Guy 1: Did you ever hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I put her in the naked triangle..."

by Kage Fight Team January 27, 2009

Socially Naked

1.) Sitting in the furthest desk of a classroom with nobody around you.

2.) Sitting alone at a lunch table while everyone stares at you and gives you "the look".

3.) Waiting while one of your friends talks to a group of people of whom you do not know.

4.) Having no friends at all and being stared at while you're in isolation, thus giving you an awkward, uncomfortable feeling 24/7.

Please stop staring at me, you're making me feel socially naked.

by Luke SkyWAKA June 15, 2011

fucked naked

To be defeated so badly, you've got nothing left. Has a connotation of injustice to it.

I got fucked naked by that used car salesman.

by CzarsRus January 6, 2009

Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.

Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?

by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011