breaking my balls 

Phrase that Italian Mafia members use frequently when someone is giving them a hard time.

Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!

Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"

breaking my balls by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.

Nipples on my balls, lean back!

nipples on my balls by Jeff Hawpee May 4, 2006

Lick my balls

A response to a dumb request, comment or a statement made by another party.

asshole 1 "Say, can I use your car to go pick up my skank ass girl and go to the lake and fuck?"

non asshole "No but you can lick my balls"

Cock sucking asshole ex best frend 1 "Man take your shit and get the fuck" Pissed off ex frend 2" Man why dont you Take your shit and lick my balls

Lick my balls by Un10nCarb1d4 November 3, 2011

Re-Attach My Balls Please! 

A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."

Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?

Re-Attach My Balls Please! by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

Butterscotch my balls 

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

Butterscotch my balls by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

basting my balls 

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

basting my balls by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens by von groovy June 28, 2017