fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.

Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."

by babyzierad December 13, 2009

Missed The Bus

When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.

Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.

Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.

Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.

by emdods536 January 26, 2009

missed assignment

A missed opportunity, needless error, mistake or accident based on:
-slipping.
-not paying attention to the important details.
-ignorance or confusion.

EXAMPLE: SLANG
Missed assignments usually are non-excusive, especially if the nigga knows what he's/she's up to.

EXAMPLE: FOOTBALL LINGO
Missed tackles and missed assignments hurts defense for win.
A missed assignment on a linebacker caused the sack on the quarterback to happen.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 7, 2010

swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

by L Castillo December 1, 2007

messed up

Like messed but in the up direction.

Toby: "Oh, that's messed up. Steven, can you make that mess a little bit lower, thank you!"

by grammaticalfail October 25, 2011

I Missed It!

Expression used to declare that a target, goal, or objective was not executed properly, therefore missed entirely. Usually results in some type of injury or embarrasment. Most effective if uttered quickly at the exact moment of realization that the intended objective is lost and the resulting outcome will not be good.

"Bobby attempted to jump from the back of one moving pick-up truck into another while driving at 60 mph down the highway. Mid-air to the other truck, Bobby exclaimed "I missed it!" as his body hit the side of the truck, his hands scrambling madly to clutch the sides as he was dragged under the tire."

by Jeff Hamm October 15, 2005