coke mule

on who hides cocaine up their rectum for smuggling it into another country or other area with tight security (jail, etc).

The coke mule made it across the border untouched, but had a hard time retrieving the swag.

by goethe July 08, 2006

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

Mule Onion

A reference to a woman's backside - specifically a really well-formed one. So called because, as we all know, crossing a mule and an onion results in "an ass that'll bring tears to your eyes".

"Damn, look at the mule onion on that one!"

by Heathen 2.0 April 29, 2008

Mule Variations

This album was Tom Waits' 1999 release, and his thirteenth. The songs range from Big in Japan, a smooth but tough rock song, to Come On Up To the House, a powerful telling of a world's troubles. Waits did good again, striking a strange chord with Chocolate Jesus, and tugging your thought strings with Black Market Baby.

An excerpt from Mule Variations'-
Get Behind the Mule

Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Steel Mule

The act of having a cock that feels like steel and will work as hard as a mule

boy that thang just like a like a like a steel mule boy

by Rasheed Reynolds November 30, 2009

Mule Knuckle

Is the equivalent of a camel toe, but for guys. When your shorts or jeans ride up your crotch and you can see your nuts making a distinctive shape similar to that of a mules knuckle.

"Look at that guy sitting over there, he totally has a mule knuckle right now"

by c-money55 April 15, 2009

drug mule

A person who carries drugs by consuming them.

This is done usually with a balloon, condom, latex glove, etc. tablets of coke and heroin and then put into the balloon.

This is very dangerous for the carrier because the balloon could pop inside the person, resulting in death.

There was a drug mule on the plane, ten grams of pure cocaine exploded in his stomach resulting in seizures and death.

by queefist August 10, 2008