Mirrorbating

Jerking off to your own ass in the mirror.

Dude, one time I was mirrorbating and I busted a nut all over my towels.

What are you doing tonight? Probably just mirrorbating.

by LlamaGoose April 7, 2010

Mirror pout

The look one makes while looking in the mirror . Consciencly or unconsciously puckering lips to look fuller. The look most women make while putting on make up. Mostly likely most appealing expression.

Me: getting ready in the bathroom mirror. Batting my eyes and making smoochy lies
Bf: "Your mirror pout is so sexy."

by jesRika August 21, 2016

Mirror Universe Female Shatner

A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.

Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.

by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020

Harry Morrow

A big trash can full of poo. Usually the runny sloppy kind. He also loves the big dirty animals doodle up the bum.

Person 1: did you take the harry morrow out this morning?

Person 2: yes, it smelt like dogs arse!!

by harrymorrowisgay1234567890 June 10, 2011

Truth Mirror

A mirror in the exact right lighting that makes any human being look hideous. We all have this mirror.

I looked at myself in the mirror and i thought i looked great, I looked in my truth mirror and it was a completely differant person. said Gertrude

I wonder if Megan Fox looks good in a truth mirror? Martin asked
I doubt it no one looks good in a truth mirror. Replied Trevor

by EC123 May 31, 2014

Gold Mirror

The Gold Mirror is the description of person that sees the good and/or the potential for good in a person and often vocalize their opinions to boost the onlooker's view of self. This often leads the observer to believe their faults don't exist and develop a close relationship with the Gold Mirror.

She is the gold mirror to his narcissism.

He always sees the good in people and reflects it back to them like a gold mirror.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Drew morrow

Drew Morrow aka moe is the hottest person alive. He is such a cutie. The hoes love him. He can take your girl if he wants to. He also has waves.biggest lady’s man out there

“Have you seen Drew Morrow today?”
“Yea he is so hot I wanna be his girl.”

by Jeff ather November 10, 2019