Mong

The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.

Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011

mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

mong

MANTHONG!!!
A thong that a man can wear, comes in a variety of colors and shapes, all equally humiliating and mentally scarring.

dude, that frank-n-furter totally had his mong up his ass, what a jerk!

by roseroserose January 13, 2008

Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009

mong

someone who is a mong, someone who is too lazy to do anything or is being bent.

archie get up you fucking mong.

by osgoir May 9, 2007

Mong

Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.

Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?

by jgleblanc April 24, 2008

mong

a female that is ususly fat and ugely

rob i can not beleve you fuckt emma
she is such a mong

by the fanny wrangeler March 28, 2003