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Republic Missouri

Small town in Southwest Missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ participate in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of Springfield Missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarrass themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.
Gary: Was that town that we just drove through Republic Missouri?

Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...

Gary: .....Yeah....
by Tigerfan!! September 26, 2008
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Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."
Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008
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Missouruh

A non-existent U.S. state, though a great number of Missourians claim to live there.
Missourian: I'm from Missouruh, the Show Me State.
Illinoisan: Then please show me how you get "uh" from "i".
by Hyper-Yotta Mac June 11, 2009
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Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
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Missouri Fireman

A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.
John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.
by da5id November 23, 2016
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Missouri Syndrome

Beiing utterly unwilling to leave your home state, predominantly because of fear, lack of adventures spirit and overall lameness.
Pat didn’t wanna tag along to Chicago,he had a bad case of Missouri Syndrome.
by Prof.Dr. Einmann February 3, 2019
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Missouri Newton's Cradle

The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.
by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019
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