Small town in Southwest Missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ participate in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of Springfield Missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarrass themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.
Gary: Was that town that we just drove through Republic Missouri?
Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...
Gary: .....Yeah....
Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...
Gary: .....Yeah....
by Tigerfan!! September 26, 2008
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Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
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Missourian: I'm from Missouruh, the Show Me State.
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See also: gaslighting
See also: gaslighting
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John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.
by da5id November 23, 2016
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by Prof.Dr. Einmann February 3, 2019
Get the Missouri Syndrome mug.The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.
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