filth merchant

Colloquial term for male University of Kent students with a reputation for promiscuous and often questionable sexual liaisons with other female students with little to no personal standards for either themselves or the women in question.

Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.

Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.

A: " I heard Jacob slept with Megan last night, she let him ejaculate on her face."
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"

by TrollHunter2014 July 22, 2016

Merhank

The love juice that comes from a womans vagina during orgasm. White secretions developed by stimulating the clit.

He rubbed his forefinger over her clit until Merhank dripped from her vaginal walls.

Dude, you smell like Merhank.

You know what can cure that cold, don't cha, a good dose of some Merhank.

by Poparama February 7, 2007

filth merchant

Some one who works at a fast food store.
(Overheard in Sydney, Australia)

1: I hear Shaz has a job.
2: Doing what?
1: Filth Merchant at Macca's

by rmcc70 May 14, 2005

back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.

That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 18, 2007

Doc Meehans

a play on the popular Doc Martens brand of shoe, referring to the walking shoes of University of Massachusetts Lowell students under the Chancellorship of former Massachusetts State Representative Marty Meehan. Chancellor Meehan's policies overcrowded the parking lots and sought to rectify the situation by requiring commuter students to park in new overflow lots a mile away from campus (ex. Salem Street Lot), or sometimes in the next town over (ex. Dracut's Pleasant Street Lot).

Similar to the use of "Hoovervilles" in reference to the failures of President Herbert Hoover.

Student #1: "I can't believe I was late to class again. It's bullshit, I was doing Screaming Meehans in the parking lot for 45 minutes!"

Student #2: "Dude, the only thing that's gonna get you to class on time is parking in Dracut and strapping on your Doc Meehans."

OR:

Student #1: "Not only did I get mugged walking back to the Salem Street lot, but I wore a hole in my Doc Meehans! @#$%!"

by TheDisgruntledCommuter February 18, 2010

hard merchant

a very tough individual who can handle himself in a brawl despite being outnumbered
also known as a 'tank merchant'

person 1 : how did he take on those 3 guys and knock them all out ? is he a trained fighter ?

person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant

by jono9978 August 20, 2010