Manning

The awkward friend in a group. Most likely will say something so stupid you will not know what to do.

Manning: "What is this cat and mouse shit?!"
Everyone else" "... and he is cut off"

by zmez August 7, 2011

Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.

"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."

by luvYasey November 25, 2010

Manni

If a guy: Someone who is super hot, and usually has a nice smile . If a girl: This is Very rare, And would mean that she is a one of a kind person, and has changing personalities, for her name is a boy name . She is Hot, and friendly once you know her .

Guy: Wow, Manni is so nice :)
Girl: Wow, Manni is so hot ;)

by Girl, i need a girl June 30, 2011

maninism

A satire group made to show how stupid feminism is, by doing what feminism does only with men instead of women.

Feminist: I'm going to stop the construction of a male suicide shelter!
Society: GIRL POWER! GO FEMINISM!
Meninist: I'm going to stop the construction of a female suicide shelter!
Society: SEXIST PIG! FUCK MANINISM!

by officialsonicthehedgehogdildos June 8, 2016

Hype-manning

VERB: The art of encouraging your friends to the highest level by hollering inspiring phrases such as, “get it girl” or “fuck it up!” To master correctly engage in hype-manning one must be 100% down for the homies.

Felicia was hype-Manning the fuck out of Tamara!

by Juamara March 1, 2019

Manning

n. A story that has no point to it; a story that builds in excitement and then has no climax; a story that ends in an awkward silence

My friend's story about detention ended up being such a Manning.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.

by COLONEL CHRIS July 19, 2010

Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).

Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."

by nuguns May 29, 2007