manda jo

This is what you call an arrogant girl that is hooked on roids. She is someone who is self obsessed with her body and even though she is perfectly fit she feels that she needs to bulk up even more. She is one who KNOWS that she is teh secksi, she doesnt hide it. She also likes to toy with other boys and tease them with her cutie bootie. A common reference to a 'Manda Jo' is the 'Hanford Ho' aka Manda Jo the Hanford Hoe! Stay away from manda jo's...they are catch and release fishermen!

She is also super pro at giving blumpkins

"Yo man, I met this girl last night. She is so awesome and beautiful and just wow....amazing!"

"Nah dude, watch out! That's one of them 'Manda Jo's' everyone talks about....stay away while you can bro. Once she has you in her grasp she will tear you to pieces"

by The Babies Daddy March 26, 2008

mandango

A large, muscular, african looking black man with a great deal of sexual and physical prowess.

Ben Wallace from the Detroit Pistons is a Mandango Man.

by Mikeal June 23, 2005

manda

Vagina in Russian. A word that you can write on the blackboard at your school, without your teachers knowing that you wrote vagina on their board. Just tell them it's your favorite breed of cat.

Would you like to touch my manda?

by Ari June 17, 2006

mandarin

A language that is being used more often around the world, originating from China.
It is also pretty hard to learn.

Person #1: Have to go to my mandarin lessons. Bye!

Example 2

Person #2: Shit. My mandarin homework is so damn hard.

by Epicguyof1337 January 22, 2014

Miss Mandarina

The act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his penis between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. This is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.

Dude! Brian got wasted and did a Miss Mandarina in front of everyone at the party! WTF!

by tacosaladday January 28, 2009

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

ManDad

The need to not want to be a house husband.

Guy: I dont want to be a ManDad..

by Mmmmmmm1 March 3, 2017