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Macondo

(US HISTORY) sector of the Gulf of Mexico seabed in which the Deepwwater Horizon was drilling. The name, assigned long before the platform was erected, is an example of dramatic irony. On 20 April 2010, the Deepwater Horizon blew out*, killing eleven crew members; over the next 12 weeks the wreckage spewed some 4 million bbls of crude oil into the ecologically sensitive region off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi.

Properly known as the Macondo Prospect, or MC 252 (for "Mississippi Canyon"). Name comes from the fact that major rivers have large, deep underwater canyons on the ocean floor beyond their deltas. Macondo Prospect is formally owned by the Federal Bureau of Land Management (US BLM), and leased to British Petroleum by the {former} Minerals Management Service.

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* "blew out" = past tense of "blow out"; rupture of an oil well, particularly at the well head.
The name Macondo is the same name as the fictitious cursed town in the novel *One Hundred Years of Solitude* by Colombian ... writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oil companies routinely assign code names to offshore prospects early in the exploration effort. This practice helps ensure secrecy during the confidential pre-sale phase, and later provides convenient names for casual reference

Wikipedia entry, "Macondo Prospect"
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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Macaroni Time

Prison style sex between two African American males. Most often nonconsensual.
Chief Keef was quoted saying "Hell no I aint gay! I did a bid. It was just macaroni time.
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macromate

To make yourslef an item of clothing. To sew pieces of clothing together. The art of being awesome with clothes. To make your own clothes out of older ones. First used in the forty year old virgin. It comes from the nordic word scrupulate meaning combination.
Bruno macromated himself a pair of jean shorts. The rr likes to macromate stuff.
by the red rockets bffl December 13, 2009
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macaroni mumbles

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.
John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm
by xMilkman July 18, 2009
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Macronesia

All the land in the world.

There is an island group called Micronesia, which causes many to ask why there isn't a Macronesia. Micronesia means "group of small islands". So Macronesia would mean "group of big islands." Continents are essentially big islands, so Macronesia refers to all the continents and so all the land in the world.
I am a citizen of the world. I live in Macronesia.
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Macaroni

In reference to female arousal, the sound lubricated pussy lips make when spread slowly
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maconha

The Brazilian Portuguese word for marijuana. It is not used in Portugal.

cannabis, weed, bud, pot, reefer, maryjane, ganja, buddha, etc
Estamos fumando maconha.
by contagion; February 6, 2008
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