Midget Macarena

when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.

ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!

by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022

nolie likes the macarena

NOLIE LIKES THE MACARENA UWU

kazuma: GMMMM
nolie: *sent a gif "jack likes the macarena"*
kazuma: FUCK YOU NOLIE

nolie likes the macarena

by urihvh June 24, 2021

Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

by offensieve November 19, 2012

Macaholic

One who is addicted to everything Apple related. One who may also have every Macintosh product, i.e. multiple iPods, an iPhone, an iMac, a MacBook and a MacBook Pro laptop.

When ever I go over to Mirranda's house, she has a new Macintosh product. She is such a Macaholic!

by mirrandabob December 9, 2008

macadamia nuts

Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.

With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.

by DaFink January 18, 2011

macaroni in a pot

That's what good pussy sounds like.

"Macaroni in a pot, That's some WAP, That's some WAP" -Cardi B

by Sub_. October 14, 2020

Macaphelia

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.

Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia

by Hardcore Macapheliac March 29, 2011