leetseeking

A type of missile programmed to seek out the leetest person around. Clearly a weapon used by noobs who don't possess the skillz to take pros down legitly.

"I'm gonna take off in mah roflcopter and shoot you down wif teh leetseeking missiles!!1"
"Shut up, noob."

by Sean O. May 13, 2007

Crack Lease

Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.

Tawanda done given Boo a crack lease on her hoopde yo!

by Landric April 4, 2003

lessen

Make some thing or some one smaller

The shopkeeper will lessen the amount of rice in the bag

by ImSmarterThanHim January 9, 2017

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

lester papadopoulos

Apollo but with a flab, acne, and bad self confidence. Oh, and he’s mortal with a hint of weak.

“You know Rick Riordan’s new book series?” “Oh, yeah i heard about it.” “He literally named a character Lester Papadopoulos.”

by a amajiki tamaki simp October 16, 2020

lesser dog

A dog from undertale you fight in snowdin,keep petting him will make his neck will go further into the sky!And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..!Then it will go lower and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..Lesser dog.

Frisk:STOP PETTING LESSER DOG!
Toriel:HE BEARS FOR AFFECTION AND I HAVE SO MUCH!
Lesser dog:Yes more please!

by ARandomGamerThatHasNoSocnGames May 13, 2017

shteck-leterts

sometimes used in combination with leterts which would mean fantastic, awesome, or excellent, shteck - by itself -is just a word used to name something you either don't know the name for, or temporarily forgot.

(used without leterts)
oh man, that lady just hit herself with that shteck!
(used with leterts)
that dogstar concert was shteck-leterts man.

by Bill S. Preston Esquire November 3, 2006